First page of the Best Comic Ever Made!

At least made by me.
This is the first page of my new comic project. There is more to come.
I will be probably submitting this in the near future to a few selected publishers, or just do everything by myself.
This is a very different kind of comic with a very different kind of tone. I think people will either like it or hate it, which is my goal.
It has to be hot or cold, not lukewarm.